Anyone can be Santa Why can't a lady like me? I admit I'm under fed, but with a pillow from the bed I could be Santa Claus Oh, anyone can play Santa I've fantasized it a lot With his hat upon my head and his suit of Christmas red I could be Santa Claus And with his "ho ho ho" I'd be going Down the chimneys with his sack And although my curls may be showing I'll make sure they only see me from the back Yes, anyone can be Santa, a tantalizing remark Though his boots are not my size With a twinkle in my eyes I could be Santa Claus With his reindeer and his sleigh I'd be up, up and away Yes, I could be Santa I could be Santa I could be Santa Claus

We are children, children of the light We are shining, in the darkness of the night Hope for this world, Joy through all the land Touch the heart of everyone, Take everybody’s hand Come and gather round the flame Share the light in His name We the children of the light As the wind blows where it will Spread the news to everyone There’s still plenty of time for we have just begun Join the song of all the Earth We’ve a dream, a dream to share And a promise of rebirth Let the Earth feel the warmth Of the love there in your heart We have many a dream And promises to keep

GLADOS: I NEVER EXPECTED YOU TO MAKE IT THIS FAR. TO BE HONEST, AFTER YOUR PERFORMANCE IN THE CALIBRATION TEST I WAS READY TO BREAK DOWN YOUR CORES AND PUT THEM BACK IN THE SCIENTIFIC CALCULATORS I TOOK THEM FROM. BUT YOU TWO HAVE BECOME QUITE THE TEAM. EXTREMELY CLOSE. I HAVE ONLY MET ONE OTHER TEAM CLOSER AND ONE OF THEM WAS AN IMBECILE I HAD TO DESTROY. GUNK RIOT: WHAT A FUCKIN JOKE. BLIGHTMASCK: MAN. ARE WE "QUITE THE TEAM" NOW? IS THAT RIGHT? GUNK RIOT: LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE FUCKIN ROAD LETS FUCKIN GO!! YAH !! YAHH FUCK YEA BRING THE DRUMS IN LIKE THAT! ALRIGHT! LETS MOTHER FUCKIN GO LETS! MOTHER! FUCKIN! GO! BITCH IM PULLIN UP OUTSIDE SKIDDIN DONUTS ON BLACK ICE FLIP THE WHIP UP ON ITS SIDE SLAPPIN OUT UR FUCKIN LIGHTS BLIGHTMASCK: JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST HGGGH AHH!!!! BITCH IM FUCKIN GONE! BITCH IM FUCKIN DONE!!! ICICLE YOUR DOME! STAB IT THROUGH YOUR TONGUE!!! GUNK RIOT: ITS FUCKN CHRISMAS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK!! AND IM FUCKING TIRED OF CAPITALISM CHOMPING ON MY ASS! BITING ON MY CHEEKS LIKE THERES NO FUCKING TOMORROW HOOOOLY SHIT! ITS LIKE. WHAT. DAMN. U FUCKIN- U FCKIN THINK IM SOME KINDA FUCKIN CHRISTMAS HAM BITCH? THE FUCK YOU FUCKIN MEAN BY THAT? HOLY FUCKIN SHIT JESUS CHRIST OR WHATEVER.... LIKE IM JEWISH IM FUCKIN. I DONT FUCKIN GET WHAT THIS SHITS EVEN ABOUT. 0H FUCK HERE COME THE AMENS BLIGHTMASCK(SIMULTANEOUSLY): NAHH ALSO LIKE...THE. FUCKIN. THE FUCKIN ABSOLUTE FACT LIKE A LOTTA MY. GODDAMN FRIENDS ARE LIKE. OUT HERE HAVIN TO WORK THEIR RETAIL JOBS IN THE MIDDLE OF BLACK FRIDAY AND IT SOUNDS JUST ABOUT LIKE THIS IN EVERY FUCKIN STORE IT SOUNDS LIKE IN HERE. AHWWW SHIT. WE MISSED EM BITCH !!! GUNK RIOT: I GUESS WE CAN JUST LIKE VIBE TO THESE FOR A LITTLE BIT BUT... ILL BE SPITTIN IN A SEC YEA? AINT NOBODY CARE ABOUT THE FUCKIN WORKERS THIS FUCKIN WINTER SEASON MUCH LESS ANY OTHER FUCKIN TIME NOW BUT LIKE YKNOW OMICRONS OUT HERE TRYINA COZY UP IN THE PPHOLE OF THE FUCKIN PUBLIC AND I DONT FUCK WITH IT! I DONT! BLIGHTMASCK: HHRGH AW FUCK! GUNK RIOT: JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST. LETS! ALL! FUCKIN! COZY! UP! TO THE! RHYTHM! OF! EVERY! CORPORATION! FUCKIN! DYIN! THIS WINTER! BITCH! FUCK! BLIGHTMASCK: [UNINTELLIGIBLE AGONIZED SNARLING] GUNK RIOT: GET ! ACQUAINTED! WITH! THE! MOTHER! FUCKIN! IDEA! THE! THOUGHT! THAT! YOU! SHOULD! EAT YOUR! MOTHER! FUCKIN! BOSS! HAHGH! BLIGHTMASCK: [MORE UNINTELLIGIBLE AGONIZED SNARLING] GUNK RIOT: BITCH IM! PULLIN! UP OUTSIDE! SKIDDIN DONUTS ON BLACK ICE! FLIP THE WHIP UP ON ITS SIDE SLAPPIN OUT UR FUCKIN LIGHTS! SAY NO TO CAPITALISM, KIDS. SANTA IS A METAPHOR FOR MASS SURVEILLANCE. BY THE UNITD STATES GOVERNEMNT. DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THE WHITE MAN BEHIND THE SCREEN OBVIOUSLY CUZ LIKE...YKNOW... THATS LIKE A NORMAL THING RIGHT? MMM ANYWAY MAKE SURE U DONATE TO COMMUNITY FRIDGES DO WHAT U CAN, PEOPLE ARE HAVIN A HARD TIME IN THE WINTER... UM. HAVE A GOOD HOLIDAY SEASON AND MAY YOUR UH... AH WHATEVER RESPECTIVE FESTIVALS OF LIGHTS OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU ALL DO. YKNOW. FROM ME TO YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE. THISIS WELL. CHARLIECHARLIECHARLIECHARLIECHARLIE. SIGNING OFF.